Uh oh.

WWDC begins on the (alleged) anniversary of Ferris’ day off.

Should I take the day off? Will Tim Cook take the day off?!

If I take it off, does that mean I skip the keynote (that is, if Mr. Cook is even working to give it)?

These are pressing questions, people! 🧐 I need guidance and reassurance over here. Hello? Bueller? Bueller?